1. The farther it is to the next gas stop, the
larger the bug that will hit your shield exactly on the sight
line.
2. When you dry out after riding
through some rain, it will start raining again just when you
begin to feel comfortable.
3. The chance that your bike insurer
will find out about that big ticket received in a non-reciprocal
state is 100%.
4. If you run out of gas, no matter
which way you decide to push, the closest gas station will always
be uphill and in the other direction. Corollary: The likelihood
of running out increases when all of the nearby gas stations
are closed.
5. The chance of your helmet dropping
hard onto a rough concrete or asphalt surface is proportional
to it’s newness and expense.
6. You only realize the bike’s
keys are in your pants pocket after you’ve put on all
of your riding gear.
7. The more riders around, the
more likely you will: